Ok I haven’t read these books, so before you go all “Twilight is the best book blahblahblah...” I’m talking about the movie.
- When I pay $8 to see a movie, in a theater, it better never, ever be a shot with a goddamn Flip!
- Vampires sparkle in sunlight? WTF? No, you stupid pubescent girls, vampires burn up in the sunlight. Everyone knows that!
- Does the guy playing the pouty, half-a-fag (thanks Artie for that one) vampire have a speech impediment or a s s s s tuddderrr or does he need to go back to Theater Arts I at his high school?
- I can’t believe it but they found a gayer, paler Tom Cruise to play the dad vampire.
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