Holy shit. Did anyone else see this? I’m not even sure where to start. Should we look at how queer all the acts were, or why the fuck was Lionel Richie there; or could the Jonas Brothers be odder, creepier little Disney robots; or how about WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO DICK’S MOUTH!?!?!?!? I didn’t know that having a stroke made your teeth morph into fangs.
First I have to be honest, I didn’t watch all of it, we were partying and it was on, so I’d catch a peek now and again, except when Dick was on, then I had to watch. I’m sorry but he’s a fucking train wreck. Whoever it is over at ABC that lets him keep doing this should be electrocuted.
I think maybe the best part is when they would go from Dick back to Ryan Seacrest and Ryan over-acts as if he understood Dick and that there was nothing at all weird about their interaction or that Dick is still cool. I think they told us that Dick has been on for 36 years about 36 times. Whatever!
After 36 years you’d think that ABC could come up with someone or something else. Yes we all like Dick Clark, I guess, but can’t we move on. We all liked Ronald Reagan but we let him fade away. The only person they found willing to share the screen with Dick the Ghoul was Ryan. Ryan Seacrest is the Hollywood equivalent of buzzards circling a guy dying in the desert. Only this desert is freezing and the guy just won’t die.
Beyond Dick Clark, I have to ask, who let Kelly Pickler talk? Why isn’t she naked and who in the fuck wears those goddamn glasses? Did this person, lady I think, look in the mirror and say,”yeah, these are definitely get me laid this year”?
Next year I’m not watching Dick Clark. I can’t. Unless he’s more fucked up then this year, then I’m going to record it and share it with you ASSHOLES!
The Chief
1 comments:
That is actually SCARY!
Itch'y
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